True story but I cannot name names or venue or city even.
I met tonight a very beautiful woman, a talented woman, an intelligent woman, fortunately i am still suffering from the after affects of the bromide slipped into my night caps by nurse Caz so was able to listen to her story.
At some stage she informed me that she was a police officer and flashed her badge.
I gave in, admitted everything, took the blame for crimes I had never committed, pleaded to be handcuffed and interviewed at legnth. I longed to help her with her enquiries on condition that there was no question of bail and that I would be kept in captivity for ever.
I went home to a warm fish and chips supper.
Caught bang to rights.