Sunday, 17 August 2014
Step ladder, spade, hoe and shovel.
This is our ladder. It isn't mine, it belongs to the muse but I look after it now… I guess it is my step-ladder.
Beside it are my hoe, spade and shovel. I am a plain speaking man: I call my hoe Darlene, my spade a spade and the shovel is full of shit.
The rake is a cad and a bounder and the less said about that the better.