It was announced today that obese children will be barred from the annual begging and gorging festival.
Extra police officers will be on duty on Saturday evening checking the BMI's of all suspect kids. Those who are seen to be overweight will be sent home with a stern warning to their parents.
It has been suggested by health experts that appetite suppressants such as cigarettes or amphetamines should be provided as an alternative to sweets.
Many parents are furious, especially those who have spent a fortune on 'Fat Donald Trump' costumes for their thin children. They fear that their children will be wrongly penalised and may turn to donuts as a means of relieving stress.
Boris Johnson failed to comment.
Disappointment at Halloween.
Friday, 27 October 2017
Sunday, 8 October 2017
The bottom line is hope.
Without hope there is nothing; no ambition, no desire, nothing.
Hope is an horizon painted on a sheet of glass and seemingly forever out of reach; something to aim for, a goal...
Until you find yourself forced up against that sheet of glass.
There is nothing beyond it.