Thursday, December 26, 2019
RBKC giving the gift of enlightenment this Christmas.
RBKC are giving their temporary housing tennants the gift of enlightenment this year.
Political correspondent Jan Nieupjur reports that Housing officers in the borough feel that occupants of temporary housing do not know how lucky they are. To that end they are evicting them and thus giving the gift of homelessness in order that they may understand better how much worse it can get.
Once homeless they can be given the additional gift of removal from the borough allowing the place to become a much nicer place for the social elite and Russian money launderers who often complain about poor people in their line of sight.
Editors note: This is satire and should not be confused with fake news.