I couldn't sleep last night, too much on my mind, why Sarah will not talk to me anymore,viruses and the like..
I went downstairs in the dark to the kitchen to find some alcohol.
Before I could switch a light on a voice rang out: "Leave us in the dark my son" It said.
"Who are you". I asked, equally in the dark.
"GOD" was the reply.
I said: "Well sit yourself down, have a cup of sake and explain why you are doing this to mankind, after all we are your chosen lot, made in your own image and stuff like that".
"Au conrtaire" said God (did I mention he was a polyglot?) "I am doing this to protect my chosen lot and the planet from you fools."
As he left the house I turned on the light.