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I just ordered some stuff online, you know food and the like and some vodka.
It arrived an hour ago and, rubbergloved, I retrieved it from the doorstep. After looking at it for a while I removed my gloves, washed my hands, washed the items in the bags and then looked at it some more.
I thought: That vodka needs to go in the freezer.
I opened the freezer to put the vodka in but there was no room in the freezer, it was full of food.
I thought. I need to freeze that vodka.
So I sat down and thought, then I thought some more until finally I thought what would the freak brothers do?
I rolled a spliff of a gargantuan size and smoked it.
Waited for the munchies to kick in.
Ate half the contents of the freezer making room for the vodka.
Chilled to a Cheech and Chong album while the vodka chilled to balalaika music.
Drank the bottle of vodka to get over the stress.