Thursday, 9 April 2020
Ozzy Osbourne and Coronavirus.
On January 20th, 1982, the singer infamously bit the head off of a live bat on-stage in Des Moines, Iowa during his "Diary of a Madman" tour after a fan threw the animal at Osbourne's feet. He picked the bat up, and, as he wrote in his book "I Am Ozzy," he said "Immediately, though, something felt wrong.
This of course did not cause the virus but did spawn a legion of Chinese tribute bands keen to emulate the master.
We may never know.