A guest post by Professor Jan Nieupjur of the Institute for predicted pandemics. Barnards Castle.
After much research on the part of myself and Dominic Cummings; Doctorer of predictions.Westminster, I can safely predict the following events might occur:
Ist wave. Already here as predicted with 2020 hindsight by Dr Cummins.
2nd wave. Next.
3rd Wave. After that.
Marcel Wave (France only) Apres cette.
Royal Wave. By Royal command.
Mexican Wave. (USA only). Whenever dude.
Elite's prosecution Waiver. Immediately.
Severn Bore. Monthly.
Pub Bore. Constant.
Flat calm in conjunction with the alignment of Uranus and Swan upping.