Thursday, 14 May 2020

Sad bloke in the kitchen.No 5. Goldbait


Donald Trump.

Get drunk.

Scoop goldfish from bowl

Dredge in flour. This can be messy, they kick.

deep fry.


Sit back and plan the lies for the kids in the morning.

NB. Probably best to starve the fuckers for a day or two before you try this, less likely to be full of shit.

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