Whatever comes to mind before I alter it with the overpaint of time. Mostly satire, poetry and fiction but occasional unreliable fact, as all facts seems to be today. From deepest Notting Hill. London.
Friday, 5 June 2020
BREAKING NEWS. Johnson tests positive for Coprophobia.
Scientists have discovered that the reason for the prime minister's inability to comb his hair is a direct result of, until now, undiagnosed Coprophobia. A symptom of which is the inability to look at himself.
He may have passed this virus on to the whole cabinet plus 'Driver' Cummins.